Thursday, July 23, 2009

Hail Procrastination


It is said that things happen by doing and not by dreaming. I am sure whosoever said that was not a man. A man knows the importance of dreams. How careful planning can help him avoid work, is an art which only men have perfected . Since due to unexplainable reasons woman failed to develop this ability due to which whenever they have an urge to clean their room ;they have to clean it.

Men on the other hand use their ability to plan and decide when the room will be cleaned and when the decided time arrives they have no urge of cleaning the room thereby proving that procrastination isn't a problem but it is actually the solution.

This attitude of men has played a very important role in development of civilization. Just think of the wars which were never fought because men were too lazy to wear their uniforms. And, the various accidents which were avoided because men decided to watch WWE instead of buying groceries (though it's equally intriguing whether their wives were good drivers or not).

However, there may be some people (specially wives)who always ask men to act. They believe in a saying that Practice makes man perfect. I'll counter them by quoting that "Nobody is perfect". So why practice?

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